do she got a booty
Tracks
she dooooo
Every morning my grandmother feeds this squirrel a peanut, so every morning it shows up at her door. This was him today. via
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
Penguizzle Books
just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this
I so want this book.
Then I have both versions.
psql:
A fox
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
My fursona Serix :3 So happy~!
OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
(Source: wincestwincestwincest)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
(Source: tesk187)
i drew the design i bought from my friend katthulhu and spent way longer on it than i should have
she’s a gumiho + star-cat hybrid
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(Source: considerablybigben)
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
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Me:
“So, where’s your mom at?”
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Boy:
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
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Me:
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
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Boy:
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
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(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever
(Source: beesilly)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done